I love bats! And I have stories about them too…. look, JJ, it has ears! (Personal joke…) One of my favourite stories is how I rescued the guy in the shopping center across from me. He had hair down to his bum-hole. But he realized something was stuck in his still-closed doorway, so he calledContinue reading “Do You Like Bats?”
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Friday Funny June 18th
Sometimes I think I’m losing my mind… that I would forget my own head, if it wasn’t sewn on right! Am I the only one who does the following? I’ve lost count of the number of times, lol! I’m also prone to going shopping, and forgetting the one most important thing I go for… LikeContinue reading “Friday Funny June 18th”
Funny Scottish Words So, in keeping with the Rabbie Burns celebrations, I thought I’d offer up a sampling of funny Scottish words, slang and phrases. So, here goes. The first one is one of my personal favourites… Haud yer wheesht! (Be quiet. You can also shorten it to just Wheesssht!) Blether (noun: a blether isContinue reading “Wordy Wednesday”
The Physics of Santa and His Reindeer
* Please considered yourselves warned; this piece is satirical and intended for humorous purposes only. Please do not allow children or overly sensitive adults to read this!* The following piece is something I found online many years ago, that I saved as a document and read every year at Christmas-time for a laugh. I don’tContinue reading “The Physics of Santa and His Reindeer”
Alexa (R), You Crack Me Up! It’s been awhile since I did one of these. Not that my life doesn’t have humour in it. Living with two kittens provides loads of funny moments. But this morning, it was Amazon’s Alexa that was a source of entertainment for me. I recently purchased the Echo Dot, afterContinue reading “Friday Funny”
Klepto Kitty Strikes Again!
Firstly, I must say, I really DO love my kittens. They are great company and an endless source of entertainment for me. But some days, we have minor disagreements. It’s not easy living with a pair of ninja kleptomaniacs! This morning, I caught Hamish slinking past me with something brown in his mouth. He hadContinue reading “Klepto Kitty Strikes Again!”
A Tale Of Two Spiders
* Warning: If you have arachnophobia, you may want to skip this post! * As everyone knows, when the weather grows colder, the multi-legged critters like to move indoors. Sure, every house will have the odd spider in it, and don’t get me wrong; they’re good little creatures – They are kind enough to eatContinue reading “A Tale Of Two Spiders”
Who Has The Nicest Butt? (Artistically Speaking…)
Social Media can either be useful and educational, or totally annoying and useless. But you can be guaranteed a laugh on a regular basis. I don’t even remember how I found this page, but it was definitely a link from one of the social media channels. Whether or not you have an appreciation for art,Continue reading “Who Has The Nicest Butt? (Artistically Speaking…)”
Friday Funny: What If Humans Attracted Their Mates Like Animals?
I saw this on social media this week, and couldn’t resist! I actually giggled out loud for some of them. Hope you get a laugh too! Have a great weekend, and stay safe. Thank you for reading today’s funny . Please Click the “Like” button below & don’t forget to subscribe to my “Musings”!
The Dumbest Things About Smartphones | Cracked.com
We all seem to have cell phones these days. They go almost everywhere with us, right? But even though Smartphone technology is improving year by year, they still have their problems. My biggest pet peeve is Autocorrect. So, when I found this article on Cracked.com, I knew it was perfect for my “Friday Funny”. #10Continue reading “The Dumbest Things About Smartphones | Cracked.com”